What happens when your friend is high on acid, weed, crack, and every other drug.

Lovely convos like these come upon in IMs. Beware, the insaneness may cause you to go insane yourself.

Nirvanapwns94 (8:53:57 PM): MISS OLD LADY JILL

Nirvanapwns94 (8:54:12 PM): BAKE EVERYONE A PIE LIKE OLD LADIES DO.

xoscartissuexo (8:55:03 PM): SEX

Nirvanapwns94 (8:55:06 PM): ....

Nirvanapwns94 (8:55:08 PM): wtf

xxpunkbroke89xx (8:55:23 PM): wtf

xoscartissuexo (8:55:25 PM): Hes taking the fucking blonde home for sex, but it isnt Cookie =D

xxpunkbroke89xx (8:55:29 PM): W

xxpunkbroke89xx (8:55:31 PM): T

Nirvanapwns94 (8:55:31 PM): ....

xxpunkbroke89xx (8:55:31 PM): F

Nirvanapwns94 (8:55:33 PM): w

Nirvanapwns94 (8:55:34 PM): t

Nirvanapwns94 (8:55:35 PM): f

Nirvanapwns94 (8:55:36 PM): indeed

xoscartissuexo (8:55:41 PM): thats what ive recollected of these 15 seconds off bliss

xoscartissuexo (8:55:44 PM): *of

Nirvanapwns94 (8:55:47 PM): ....

xxpunkbroke89xx (8:55:49 PM): I am really fucking confused right now

Nirvanapwns94 (8:55:51 PM): What the hell

Nirvanapwns94 (8:55:51 PM): SAME

xoscartissuexo (8:55:53 PM): and that the guy is a loser, since hes on a bike

xxpunkbroke89xx (8:55:58 PM): WHAT THE FUCK?!

xoscartissuexo (8:55:59 PM): unless hes underage

Nirvanapwns94 (8:56:02 PM): It seems Jill is fucking Cookie

xoscartissuexo (8:56:04 PM): no

xoscartissuexo (8:56:10 PM): well...

xxpunkbroke89xx (8:56:12 PM): or sucking helium

xxpunkbroke89xx (8:56:14 PM): one of the two

xoscartissuexo (8:56:16 PM): thats not what im talking about, anyway

xoscartissuexo (8:56:22 PM): OR A MIZTURE

xoscartissuexo (8:56:26 PM): *MIXTURE

Nirvanapwns94 (8:56:26 PM): ...

Nirvanapwns94 (8:56:28 PM): Mizture?

xoscartissuexo (8:56:29 PM): SUCKING COOKIE

xoscartissuexo (8:56:37 PM): hes so cutetastic

Nirvanapwns94 (8:56:39 PM): ...What the hell have you been taking, Jill?

xoscartissuexo (8:56:49 PM): DAMN 15 SECONDS

Nirvanapwns94 (8:56:54 PM): Have you smoked anything weird today?

xoscartissuexo (8:56:56 PM): WHAT A WHORE

xoscartissuexo (8:56:59 PM): TINY WHITE SHIRT

xoscartissuexo (8:57:02 PM): NOT FOR DAVID

xoscartissuexo (8:57:05 PM): FOR BIKE BOY

Nirvanapwns94 (8:57:08 PM): ...

xoscartissuexo (8:57:11 PM): DAVID SINGS FOR BIKE BOY BUT TO ME

xoscartissuexo (8:57:28 PM): JEANS

Nirvanapwns94 (8:57:30 PM): I think Jill's high on weed or something. o.0

xxpunkbroke89xx (8:57:31 PM): OH MY GOD

xoscartissuexo (8:57:35 PM): JEANS HUG GOOD BAD

xoscartissuexo (8:57:39 PM): GOOD BAD

xoscartissuexo (8:57:41 PM): GOOD

Nirvanapwns94 (8:57:42 PM): ....

xoscartissuexo (8:57:42 PM): PAIN

xoscartissuexo (8:57:43 PM): GOOD

xxpunkbroke89xx (8:57:48 PM): Jill has been inhaling something

xxpunkbroke89xx (8:57:50 PM): strong.

xoscartissuexo (8:57:57 PM): ...nope

xoscartissuexo (8:58:01 PM): HE IS STONG

xxpunkbroke89xx (8:58:02 PM): OH, RIGHT.

xoscartissuexo (8:58:04 PM): FOOTBALL FIELD

Nirvanapwns94 (8:58:04 PM): Maybe she's been inhaling paint

xoscartissuexo (8:58:05 PM): SO BIG

xxpunkbroke89xx (8:58:07 PM): stong?

xoscartissuexo (8:58:10 PM): *STRONG

xxpunkbroke89xx (8:58:11 PM): or weed

xoscartissuexo (8:58:14 PM): Nope

xxpunkbroke89xx (8:58:20 PM): acid...

xoscartissuexo (8:58:22 PM): HES A VAMPIREBITE ME

Nirvanapwns94 (8:58:22 PM): Yup

xoscartissuexo (8:58:23 PM): SUCK IT

xoscartissuexo (8:58:24 PM): HAHA

Nirvanapwns94 (8:58:26 PM): ....

xoscartissuexo (8:58:27 PM): LOVELY LOVELY

xxpunkbroke89xx (8:58:30 PM): she's on SOMETHING.

xoscartissuexo (8:58:30 PM): MY LOVELY MAN

xoscartissuexo (8:58:39 PM) has left the room.

xxpunkbroke89xx (8:58:43 PM): I'm just not sure what is that strong

xxpunkbroke89xx (8:58:48 PM): in a second..

Nirvanapwns94 (8:58:49 PM): I think she's on acid, weed, and something else.

Nirvanapwns94 (8:58:52 PM): o.O

xxpunkbroke89xx (8:58:54 PM): she will IM me manically

Nirvanapwns94 (8:58:56 PM): xD

xxpunkbroke89xx (8:58:59 PM): begging to come back

xxpunkbroke89xx (8:59:03 PM): *waits*

Nirvanapwns94 (8:59:03 PM): Black-PJ

Nirvanapwns94 (8:59:14 PM): Jill must learn that drugs are bad for her

xoscartissuexo (9:00:50 PM) has entered the room.

Nirvanapwns94 (9:00:59 PM): Jillian, DRUGS ARE BAD FOR YOU.

xxpunkbroke89xx (9:00:59 PM): I added our resident pothead

xoscartissuexo (9:01:01 PM): STUPID BLONDE HOOKER

Nirvanapwns94 (9:01:04 PM): ...

xoscartissuexo (9:01:06 PM): IM NOT ON POT

xoscartissuexo (9:01:10 PM): WHY ISNT IT UP

Nirvanapwns94 (9:01:14 PM): Jill, stop smoking pot. o.0

xxpunkbroke89xx (9:01:16 PM): eh, you're right, it's not strong enough.

xoscartissuexo (9:01:18 PM): THE TEASE IS ALL THERE IS

xoscartissuexo (9:01:21 PM): 15 SECONDS OF HELLISH LOVE

Nirvanapwns94 (9:01:27 PM): ....

Nirvanapwns94 (9:01:35 PM): I think she's on speed. =D

xoscartissuexo (9:01:37 PM): I guess I should explain...

xoscartissuexo (9:01:45 PM): Ive been watching the teaser for the video...

xoscartissuexo (9:01:48 PM): REPEATEDLY

Nirvanapwns94 (9:01:53 PM): JILL IS ON SPEED

xoscartissuexo (9:01:58 PM): ITS 12:01

xoscartissuexo (9:02:01 PM): WHY ISNT IT UP

xxpunkbroke89xx (9:02:04 PM): Jill is on crack

Nirvanapwns94 (9:02:20 PM): And acid and weed and every other drug to ever exsist

Nirvanapwns94 (9:02:27 PM): *exist

xxpunkbroke89xx (9:02:29 PM): pretty much.

Nirvanapwns94 (9:02:35 PM): IS ZIE ON DRUGS?

xoscartissuexo (9:02:36 PM): I WANT IT NOW

xxpunkbroke89xx (9:02:37 PM): I am quite afraid.

Nirvanapwns94 (9:02:45 PM): Don't tell me you're on speed, Zie

Nirvanapwns94 (9:02:46 PM): Or acid

Nirvanapwns94 (9:02:48 PM): Or weed

Nirvanapwns94 (9:02:49 PM): Or crack

Nirvanapwns94 (9:02:52 PM): Or any of the others.

xoscartissuexo (9:03:01 PM): STOP IT

Nirvanapwns94 (9:03:11 PM): MAYBE JILL'S JUST DRUNK

xoscartissuexo (9:03:24 PM): MR. VAMPIRE I WAS THE REST

xoscartissuexo (9:03:29 PM): WHAT IF MY PARENTS FIND ME

Nirvanapwns94 (9:03:30 PM): WTF

xoscartissuexo (9:03:47 PM): THEYLL MAKE ME GO AWAY
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That's all I feel like posting at the moment. But trust me, there was even worse. '-_-