Tuesday, November 4, 2008

It's the end of the fucking world, my friends.

The title pretty much says it all. It's the end of the world. Why, you ask? 'Cause it's Election Day. And Obama's gonna win. And then he's gonna kill us all with his little cronies. Face it, it's true. Even I admit it. @.@ Anyways, I don't have much to say except for what I plan to do to prepare for Obama winning, and that you should probably do, too:

1. Pack your bags. Enough has been said.

2. Listen to apocalyptic-ish music, such as Bullet With Butterfly Wings by Smashing Pumpkins, or maybe Black Hole Sun by Soundgarden. Maybe some Metallica song. Whatever works.

3. Begin thinking of what country you're going to move to. There is tons of different wonderful places! =D From the freezing as Hell mountains of Canada to the overbright green hills of Switzerland. Or maybe, if you really want to travel, there's always Anarctica.

4. Watch my wonderful friend Zie's videos. This is essential, for EVERYONE needs to watch them both at least once before they die.

Video one:



Video two:




5. Be sure to have many close friends at hand so you can have an apocolypictal freakout! Those are always fun! Very, very, fun!

6. Get lots of sleep the night before. Can't go on through the apocolypse being tired!

And that is all I have time for, since I really need to sleep now. Bye bye, people. o.O

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the tips, Tammy. I beat these will be real helpful tonight. *shudders* LONG DIE OBAMA. It's our last day of free speech against him, ya know!

And I loved the Zie endorsing there xD