Monday, November 17, 2008

Rihanna is a whore and Nick Jonas is a fag. :3

Well, they are.... *couldn't think of a good topic* -__-

Thursday, November 13, 2008

TIMMY NOOO! D8

A big thanks goes out to Zie for this video. Just watch. 8D


The mystery that is n00bs (and some checklists, too)!

N00bs. They're everywhere on the internet nowdays. Meebo chat rooms, Animal Crossing Forum sites, heck, I bet there's even n00bs on Blogger! I've always wondered what makes a person wake up one day and decide they want to be a n00b. What is even the point of being a n00b? Do you REALLY want to piss someone off? I have no idea. Sometimes I wonder if you can be a n00b and not know it. It may be possible. Maybe every single n00b is a n00b and they don't know it. How can you tell them? Well, it is quite easy...All you have to do is go flat out and say "You're a n00b" to whoever the person is. But what if they aren't even a n00b? What if you're a n00b yourself?! That wouldn't be too good now, would it? Well, if you want to know if you're a n00b, if someone you know is a n00b, or just want to know the signs of n00bishness, I made a checklist. Mostly out of boredom, though. Do n00bs make checklists out of boredom? I sure hope not. Because if they do, I'm doomed.

1. You feel the need to type IN ALL CAPS, inn chtspk, or 1n numb3rs

2. People have called you a n00b many times

3. You totally overuse stupid memes like Rickrolling.

4. You pay no attention to the topic on forum threads/chat rooms/IM rooms/anything of the like and just simply spam.

5. You use n00blike usernames for stuff, such as "ep1cpwn3r" or anything of the like.
6. You replace exclamation marks with ones

7. You've gotten perma/temp banned from a site for spamming.

8. You use a computer and are under the age of 10.

9. When you get in an internet argument with someone you simply fight back with comebacks such as "NO U!1!"

10. When your idea of funny is simply repeating stuff like "I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!1!!!1!1!" over and over again (Yeah, I'm talking about you, Ashley)

11. When you create tons of useless accounts on websites just for the fun of it.

12. You go on Youtube and post comments that have absolutely nothing to do with the video, or if you post on a forum thread with nothing to do with the thread topic, etc (much like number 4)

13. When you refuse to use the correct capitalization, grammer, or puncuation.

14. When you ask someone to "cyber." This makes you more pathetic then a n00b though, but I think it can pretty much make you a n00b too. A pathetic one.

15. When you can't even hold an actual conversation.

16. When all you talk about is one n00bish topic (such as video games or something of the like) and never shut up. (Yeah, Kyle/Aaron, I'm talking to you now)

17. When you type absolutely nothing else but "lol" at everything someone says.

18. When you use annoying and stupid emotes or brightly colored font.

19. You're reading through this list and noticing that you do all of these things.

20. You stalk people on the internet because you're a n00b with no life (or maybe just pathetic. A pathetic noob then, I guess.)

21. You're over 18 years of age and go in to chat rooms trying to cyber with 13 year old girls (I'm talking about all the idiots who stalked my friends on Meebo chat rooms >D)

I guess that's it. *shrugs* If you are a n00b, or someone you know is a n00b, I recommend:

1. Take yourself (or the person) to the nearest hospital.

2. Get some sleep

3. Take some medication

4. Cry

5. Take away your (or the person's) computer as soon as you can and then destroy it. Or maybe just disconnect the internet.

6. Flee

Alright, enough with the checklists. @.@ Phew, my hands hurt from all that typing. o.O

Saturday, November 8, 2008

The Wonderful Things That Happen In Meebo Chat Rooms

Well, today, me and a friend decided to venture into the Meebo chat rooms. If you don't know what those are...I'll explain later. Basically they're just chat rooms full of sick and weird spammers and pedophiles. My friend Jill should know this, as she was stalked by tons of pedos after she ventured in to a Meebo chat room. Many of them asked..disturbing questions. Some of them asked for her picture, her phone number, and other stalkerish things. This has lead to many things, including people getting freaked out, Jill getting dubbed an "Interwebz whore", and "random pedos stalking you on Meebo" to become a meme. This meme has indeed spread. Now my friend Kayla was also stalked by pedos from the Meebo chat rooms. If you want to be infected by this meme yourself (Why in the world would you?! O.O), just head on over to meebo.com, sign in to one of the IM things, click Meebo rooms, then go in to any chat room. You'll probably get infected by the meme soon. I have yet to be infected by it, but I have gotten some random IMs from strangers saying "hi." If you get infected by the meme...I don't know what you should do. You could run away screaming, close Meebo, turn off the computer, or just give tons of fake info to your stalkers and hope they don't ever actually find out where you live. Or you can do what I would do, and kill them all. Good luck and good night, and BEWARE OF THE MEEBO CHAT ROOMS.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Obama won.

There goes Democracy, out the window. I really don't know what I'm gonna say except for we're all gonna fucking die. >.>

Fat Cat Barely Fits in it's Yogurt Box Anymore. xD



Poor cat....

It's the end of the fucking world, my friends.

The title pretty much says it all. It's the end of the world. Why, you ask? 'Cause it's Election Day. And Obama's gonna win. And then he's gonna kill us all with his little cronies. Face it, it's true. Even I admit it. @.@ Anyways, I don't have much to say except for what I plan to do to prepare for Obama winning, and that you should probably do, too:

1. Pack your bags. Enough has been said.

2. Listen to apocalyptic-ish music, such as Bullet With Butterfly Wings by Smashing Pumpkins, or maybe Black Hole Sun by Soundgarden. Maybe some Metallica song. Whatever works.

3. Begin thinking of what country you're going to move to. There is tons of different wonderful places! =D From the freezing as Hell mountains of Canada to the overbright green hills of Switzerland. Or maybe, if you really want to travel, there's always Anarctica.

4. Watch my wonderful friend Zie's videos. This is essential, for EVERYONE needs to watch them both at least once before they die.

Video one:



Video two:




5. Be sure to have many close friends at hand so you can have an apocolypictal freakout! Those are always fun! Very, very, fun!

6. Get lots of sleep the night before. Can't go on through the apocolypse being tired!

And that is all I have time for, since I really need to sleep now. Bye bye, people. o.O

Monday, November 3, 2008

What happens when your friend is high on acid, weed, crack, and every other drug.

Lovely convos like these come upon in IMs. Beware, the insaneness may cause you to go insane yourself.

Nirvanapwns94 (8:53:57 PM): MISS OLD LADY JILL
Nirvanapwns94 (8:54:12 PM): BAKE EVERYONE A PIE LIKE OLD LADIES DO.
xoscartissuexo (8:55:03 PM): SEX
Nirvanapwns94 (8:55:06 PM): ....
Nirvanapwns94 (8:55:08 PM): wtf
xxpunkbroke89xx (8:55:23 PM): wtf
xoscartissuexo (8:55:25 PM): Hes taking the fucking blonde home for sex, but it isnt Cookie =D
xxpunkbroke89xx (8:55:29 PM): W
xxpunkbroke89xx (8:55:31 PM): T
Nirvanapwns94 (8:55:31 PM): ....
xxpunkbroke89xx (8:55:31 PM): F
Nirvanapwns94 (8:55:33 PM): w
Nirvanapwns94 (8:55:34 PM): t
Nirvanapwns94 (8:55:35 PM): f
Nirvanapwns94 (8:55:36 PM): indeed
xoscartissuexo (8:55:41 PM): thats what ive recollected of these 15 seconds off bliss
xoscartissuexo (8:55:44 PM): *of
Nirvanapwns94 (8:55:47 PM): ....
xxpunkbroke89xx (8:55:49 PM): I am really fucking confused right now
Nirvanapwns94 (8:55:51 PM): What the hell
Nirvanapwns94 (8:55:51 PM): SAME
xoscartissuexo (8:55:53 PM): and that the guy is a loser, since hes on a bike
xxpunkbroke89xx (8:55:58 PM): WHAT THE FUCK?!
xoscartissuexo (8:55:59 PM): unless hes underage
Nirvanapwns94 (8:56:02 PM): It seems Jill is fucking Cookie
xoscartissuexo (8:56:04 PM): no
xoscartissuexo (8:56:10 PM): well...
xxpunkbroke89xx (8:56:12 PM): or sucking helium
xxpunkbroke89xx (8:56:14 PM): one of the two
xoscartissuexo (8:56:16 PM): thats not what im talking about, anyway
xoscartissuexo (8:56:22 PM): OR A MIZTURE
xoscartissuexo (8:56:26 PM): *MIXTURE
Nirvanapwns94 (8:56:26 PM): ...
Nirvanapwns94 (8:56:28 PM): Mizture?
xoscartissuexo (8:56:29 PM): SUCKING COOKIE
xoscartissuexo (8:56:37 PM): hes so cutetastic
Nirvanapwns94 (8:56:39 PM): ...What the hell have you been taking, Jill?
xoscartissuexo (8:56:49 PM): DAMN 15 SECONDS
Nirvanapwns94 (8:56:54 PM): Have you smoked anything weird today?
xoscartissuexo (8:56:56 PM): WHAT A WHORE
xoscartissuexo (8:56:59 PM): TINY WHITE SHIRT
xoscartissuexo (8:57:02 PM): NOT FOR DAVID
xoscartissuexo (8:57:05 PM): FOR BIKE BOY
Nirvanapwns94 (8:57:08 PM): ...
xoscartissuexo (8:57:11 PM): DAVID SINGS FOR BIKE BOY BUT TO ME
xoscartissuexo (8:57:28 PM): JEANS
Nirvanapwns94 (8:57:30 PM): I think Jill's high on weed or something. o.0
xxpunkbroke89xx (8:57:31 PM): OH MY GOD
xoscartissuexo (8:57:35 PM): JEANS HUG GOOD BAD
xoscartissuexo (8:57:39 PM): GOOD BAD
xoscartissuexo (8:57:41 PM): GOOD
Nirvanapwns94 (8:57:42 PM): ....
xoscartissuexo (8:57:42 PM): PAIN
xoscartissuexo (8:57:43 PM): GOOD
xxpunkbroke89xx (8:57:48 PM): Jill has been inhaling something
xxpunkbroke89xx (8:57:50 PM): strong.
xoscartissuexo (8:57:57 PM): ...nope
xoscartissuexo (8:58:01 PM): HE IS STONG
xxpunkbroke89xx (8:58:02 PM): OH, RIGHT.
xoscartissuexo (8:58:04 PM): FOOTBALL FIELD
Nirvanapwns94 (8:58:04 PM): Maybe she's been inhaling paint
xoscartissuexo (8:58:05 PM): SO BIG
xxpunkbroke89xx (8:58:07 PM): stong?
xoscartissuexo (8:58:10 PM): *STRONG
xxpunkbroke89xx (8:58:11 PM): or weed
xoscartissuexo (8:58:14 PM): Nope
xxpunkbroke89xx (8:58:20 PM): acid...
xoscartissuexo (8:58:22 PM): HES A VAMPIREBITE ME
Nirvanapwns94 (8:58:22 PM): Yup
xoscartissuexo (8:58:23 PM): SUCK IT
xoscartissuexo (8:58:24 PM): HAHA
Nirvanapwns94 (8:58:26 PM): ....
xoscartissuexo (8:58:27 PM): LOVELY LOVELY
xxpunkbroke89xx (8:58:30 PM): she's on SOMETHING.
xoscartissuexo (8:58:30 PM): MY LOVELY MAN
xoscartissuexo (8:58:39 PM) has left the room.
xxpunkbroke89xx (8:58:43 PM): I'm just not sure what is that strong
xxpunkbroke89xx (8:58:48 PM): in a second..
Nirvanapwns94 (8:58:49 PM): I think she's on acid, weed, and something else.
Nirvanapwns94 (8:58:52 PM): o.O
xxpunkbroke89xx (8:58:54 PM): she will IM me manically
Nirvanapwns94 (8:58:56 PM): xD
xxpunkbroke89xx (8:58:59 PM): begging to come back
xxpunkbroke89xx (8:59:03 PM): *waits*
Nirvanapwns94 (8:59:03 PM): Black-PJ
Nirvanapwns94 (8:59:14 PM): Jill must learn that drugs are bad for her
xoscartissuexo (9:00:50 PM) has entered the room.
Nirvanapwns94 (9:00:59 PM): Jillian, DRUGS ARE BAD FOR YOU.
xxpunkbroke89xx (9:00:59 PM): I added our resident pothead
xoscartissuexo (9:01:01 PM): STUPID BLONDE HOOKER
Nirvanapwns94 (9:01:04 PM): ...
xoscartissuexo (9:01:06 PM): IM NOT ON POT
xoscartissuexo (9:01:10 PM): WHY ISNT IT UP
Nirvanapwns94 (9:01:14 PM): Jill, stop smoking pot. o.0
xxpunkbroke89xx (9:01:16 PM): eh, you're right, it's not strong enough.
xoscartissuexo (9:01:18 PM): THE TEASE IS ALL THERE IS
xoscartissuexo (9:01:21 PM): 15 SECONDS OF HELLISH LOVE
Nirvanapwns94 (9:01:27 PM): ....
Nirvanapwns94 (9:01:35 PM): I think she's on speed. =D
xoscartissuexo (9:01:37 PM): I guess I should explain...
xoscartissuexo (9:01:45 PM): Ive been watching the teaser for the video...
xoscartissuexo (9:01:48 PM): REPEATEDLY
Nirvanapwns94 (9:01:53 PM): JILL IS ON SPEED
xoscartissuexo (9:01:58 PM): ITS 12:01
xoscartissuexo (9:02:01 PM): WHY ISNT IT UP
xxpunkbroke89xx (9:02:04 PM): Jill is on crack
Nirvanapwns94 (9:02:20 PM): And acid and weed and every other drug to ever exsist
Nirvanapwns94 (9:02:27 PM): *exist
xxpunkbroke89xx (9:02:29 PM): pretty much.
Nirvanapwns94 (9:02:35 PM): IS ZIE ON DRUGS?
xoscartissuexo (9:02:36 PM): I WANT IT NOW
xxpunkbroke89xx (9:02:37 PM): I am quite afraid.
Nirvanapwns94 (9:02:45 PM): Don't tell me you're on speed, Zie
Nirvanapwns94 (9:02:46 PM): Or acid
Nirvanapwns94 (9:02:48 PM): Or weed
Nirvanapwns94 (9:02:49 PM): Or crack
Nirvanapwns94 (9:02:52 PM): Or any of the others.
xoscartissuexo (9:03:01 PM): STOP IT
Nirvanapwns94 (9:03:11 PM): MAYBE JILL'S JUST DRUNK
xoscartissuexo (9:03:24 PM): MR. VAMPIRE I WAS THE REST
xoscartissuexo (9:03:29 PM): WHAT IF MY PARENTS FIND ME
Nirvanapwns94 (9:03:30 PM): WTF
xoscartissuexo (9:03:47 PM): THEYLL MAKE ME GO AWAY
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That's all I feel like posting at the moment. But trust me, there was even worse. '-_-

Saturday, November 1, 2008

I wanna know what you think. 8D

Right after publishing my last post, an idea hit me. I wanted to know what my many (or not) readers think. About anything and everything. Got something you wanna say about global warming? Maybe the election? Maybe something about the fools of society? Whatever you gotta say, I wanna hear it. =D Just post all your lovely thoughts in the comments. Maybe I'll be posting some of the views of you guys. You could be famous! xDD So...Whatever you wanna say, SAY IT! I really want to hear from all of you. xDD Well...Guess I'm off for now! Bye bye. *shifty*

Your "opinons" and my slight blogging addiction.

Alright, so I guess there's a couple things I want to talk about here. First, I ask of your opinions. Well, not exactly "opinons"..Just..Views, I guess. Your views. I want to know what colors or themes or whatever you wanna see on my blog. A weird thing to ask, yes, but I'm having a bit of trouble. Leave your thoughts on the comments, please. xDD Now..On to the next topic. MAH BLOGGING ADDICTION. =D Well, there isn't much I have to say on this except for recently I'm having like, a major blogging addiction. So if you see me posting something random every five seconds...I guess you'll know why now. And that is all. Bye bye.

Here Comes The Sun!

*looks at window* Well..It's raining outside and there's no sun in sight. But, right around this time the sun is usually rising. And I rarely get to see the sun rise. xDD So, in celebration, I listen to, of all things, "Here Comes The Sun"! xDD Maybe it may be a little cheesy or whatever, but I dun care. It's sort of like a tradition. So now, I shall post it here for all to listen to!



I could listen to it all day. <3 xD

Blog makeover! 8D

*sighs* If you haven't already noticed, I'm in the process of totally making over my blog. Even though the colors may get to the point where they're extremely sickening and the font may be hard, maybe even impossible, to read, you must stick with me. xD At least you aren't the one who has to work on it. I've seen some of the WORST color schemes..Torture to the eyes, I tell you. >.> Anyways, just thought I'd post a little update for those wondering what the hell is going on in my blog with all the crazy colors and such. Bye bye!

*sighs* Memories...

This morning, out of boredom, I started digging through all my logged IM convos from really long ago. Back before I ruled the world and was just an innocent little child. Most of these come from way back in July and such. So, I have decided to post some for your enjoyment. And even some convos from the present so you can do some comparing to how I was back then and how I am now and see the huge difference. =D Anyways, I am pinkpizza2366 in the convos. And in the second one I'm Nirvanapwns94. xD This one comes from August:

pinkpizza2366 (4:02:34 PM):Yay!
Kurtsgroupie800 (4:02:39 PM):huh?
pinkpizza2366 (4:02:46 PM):I finally finished my work in ACWW
jillxcrazy (4:02:48 PM):oh geez
Kurtsgroupie800 (4:02:49 PM):oh
Kurtsgroupie800 (4:02:51 PM):just now?
jillxcrazy (4:02:52 PM):og
Kurtsgroupie800 (4:02:52 PM):lol
pinkpizza2366 (4:02:52 PM):And I got the BEST RESIDENTS!
jillxcrazy (4:02:55 PM):*oh
jillxcrazy (4:02:57 PM):lol
jillxcrazy (4:02:58 PM):who>
jillxcrazy (4:03:00 PM):*?
pinkpizza2366 (4:03:06 PM):Rosie, Savanah, and Hugh.
jillxcrazy (4:03:07 PM):UGH SDAM TUPOS!
pinkpizza2366 (4:03:08 PM):I like them all
jillxcrazy (4:03:12 PM):*UGH DAMN TYPOS
Kurtsgroupie800 (4:03:13 PM):I don't even know what residents I havve
Kurtsgroupie800 (4:03:15 PM):shit
jillxcrazy (4:03:18 PM):lol
Kurtsgroupie800 (4:03:22 PM):yu gibe it tp me
Kurtsgroupie800 (4:03:25 PM):whoa...
jillxcrazy (4:03:28 PM):wow
Kurtsgroupie800 (4:03:29 PM):that was really bad
jillxcrazy (4:03:32 PM):and i thought i was bad
jillxcrazy (4:03:35 PM):XD
pinkpizza2366 (4:03:40 PM):you are all dumbasses
Kurtsgroupie800 (4:03:41 PM):you gave it to me is the translation
pinkpizza2366 (4:03:42 PM):XD
Kurtsgroupie800 (4:03:47 PM):Kurt's has an ass
Kurtsgroupie800 (4:03:48 PM):but it
Kurtsgroupie800 (4:03:50 PM):'s
Kurtsgroupie800 (4:03:52 PM):not dumb
Kurtsgroupie800 (4:03:55 PM):I don't think
pinkpizza2366 (4:04:00 PM):STOP
Kurtsgroupie800 (4:04:00 PM):OMG I hate my mom
pinkpizza2366 (4:04:01 PM):TYPING
pinkpizza2366 (4:04:03 PM):LIKE
pinkpizza2366 (4:04:04 PM):THIS
pinkpizza2366 (4:04:04 PM):!
jillxcrazy (4:04:05 PM):why?
pinkpizza2366 (4:04:08 PM):IT'S
pinkpizza2366 (4:04:10 PM):ANNOYING
jillxcrazy (4:04:11 PM):not you
jillxcrazy (4:04:13 PM):dumbass
jillxcrazy (4:04:15 PM):Kayla
pinkpizza2366 (4:04:17 PM):dumbass
jillxcrazy (4:04:22 PM):Kayla?
Kurtsgroupie800 (4:04:33 PM):because today she was all like dissing Kurt again and she said she was worried that I was getting into drug culture
jillxcrazy (4:04:39 PM):ugh
Kurtsgroupie800 (4:04:46 PM):and was saying that I should cut back on the Nirvana
Kurtsgroupie800 (4:04:51 PM):if only she knew...
jillxcrazy (4:04:53 PM):my mom scared the shit out of me in the car
Kurtsgroupie800 (4:04:58 PM):why?
pinkpizza2366 (4:05:10 PM):Your damn mom I HATE HER I SWEAR I WILL KILL HER ONE DAY! >_<
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Now, this one comes from yesterday (In case you've forgotten already, I'm Nirvanapwns94. xD)

PunkAsHeck9 (6:42:49 PM):O_O
Nirvanapwns94 (6:43:21 PM):xDD
Nirvanapwns94 (6:43:29 PM):FUNION PRINCESS.
xoscartissuexo (6:43:33 PM):yay XD
PunkAsHeck9 (6:43:39 PM):8D
Nirvanapwns94 (6:44:00 PM):I'M A FUNION PRINCESS.
xoscartissuexo (6:44:06 PM):OMG
Nirvanapwns94 (6:44:08 PM):*puts bag of funions over head*
Nirvanapwns94 (6:44:09 PM):?
xoscartissuexo (6:44:13 PM):I HAVE ON MY GROUPIE SHIRT
xoscartissuexo (6:44:13 PM):XD
Nirvanapwns94 (6:44:17 PM):xDDD
Nirvanapwns94 (6:44:25 PM):Kayla died.
xoscartissuexo (6:44:29 PM):i know
Nirvanapwns94 (6:44:32 PM):FOR ONCE, IT'S NOT ZIE BEING DEAD.
xoscartissuexo (6:44:43 PM):Zie is reigning over her funions
Nirvanapwns94 (6:44:47 PM):WOAH
Nirvanapwns94 (6:44:50 PM):She signed on.
Nirvanapwns94 (6:44:56 PM):That is just creepy. o.0
xoscartissuexo (6:45:12 PM):WTF HAPPENED BITCH?!
xoscartissuexo (6:45:17 PM):XD
Nirvanapwns94 (6:45:17 PM):xDDDDDDDDDDD
xxpunkbroke89xx (6:45:20 PM):ugh...my parents made me do the dishwasher, my "friend" called and my internet went down
Nirvanapwns94 (6:45:20 PM):Nice greeting.
xoscartissuexo (6:45:25 PM):im very kind, you see
Nirvanapwns94 (6:45:28 PM):xP
xxpunkbroke89xx (6:45:34 PM):no kidding. O.o
Nirvanapwns94 (6:45:38 PM):*nods*
xoscartissuexo (6:45:43 PM):my parents made me do the dishwasher a little while ago >.<
xxpunkbroke89xx (6:45:51 PM):I think I just told my parents that I hate all humans
Nirvanapwns94 (6:45:54 PM):O.O
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See the lovely difference? Before I was just an innocent little uninformed child. Now I'm a crazy and evil bitch. Lovely how life works, eh?