The mystery that is n00bs (and some checklists, too)!

N00bs. They're everywhere on the internet nowdays. Meebo chat rooms, Animal Crossing Forum sites, heck, I bet there's even n00bs on Blogger! I've always wondered what makes a person wake up one day and decide they want to be a n00b. What is even the point of being a n00b? Do you REALLY want to piss someone off? I have no idea. Sometimes I wonder if you can be a n00b and not know it. It may be possible. Maybe every single n00b is a n00b and they don't know it. How can you tell them? Well, it is quite easy...All you have to do is go flat out and say "You're a n00b" to whoever the person is. But what if they aren't even a n00b? What if you're a n00b yourself?! That wouldn't be too good now, would it? Well, if you want to know if you're a n00b, if someone you know is a n00b, or just want to know the signs of n00bishness, I made a checklist. Mostly out of boredom, though. Do n00bs make checklists out of boredom? I sure hope not. Because if they do, I'm doomed.

1. You feel the need to type IN ALL CAPS, inn chtspk, or 1n numb3rs

2. People have called you a n00b many times

3. You totally overuse stupid memes like Rickrolling.

4. You pay no attention to the topic on forum threads/chat rooms/IM rooms/anything of the like and just simply spam.

5. You use n00blike usernames for stuff, such as "ep1cpwn3r" or anything of the like.
6. You replace exclamation marks with ones

7. You've gotten perma/temp banned from a site for spamming.

8. You use a computer and are under the age of 10.

9. When you get in an internet argument with someone you simply fight back with comebacks such as "NO U!1!"

10. When your idea of funny is simply repeating stuff like "I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!1!!!1!1!" over and over again (Yeah, I'm talking about you, Ashley)

11. When you create tons of useless accounts on websites just for the fun of it.

12. You go on Youtube and post comments that have absolutely nothing to do with the video, or if you post on a forum thread with nothing to do with the thread topic, etc (much like number 4)

13. When you refuse to use the correct capitalization, grammer, or puncuation.

14. When you ask someone to "cyber." This makes you more pathetic then a n00b though, but I think it can pretty much make you a n00b too. A pathetic one.

15. When you can't even hold an actual conversation.

16. When all you talk about is one n00bish topic (such as video games or something of the like) and never shut up. (Yeah, Kyle/Aaron, I'm talking to you now)

17. When you type absolutely nothing else but "lol" at everything someone says.

18. When you use annoying and stupid emotes or brightly colored font.

19. You're reading through this list and noticing that you do all of these things.

20. You stalk people on the internet because you're a n00b with no life (or maybe just pathetic. A pathetic noob then, I guess.)

21. You're over 18 years of age and go in to chat rooms trying to cyber with 13 year old girls (I'm talking about all the idiots who stalked my friends on Meebo chat rooms >D)

I guess that's it. *shrugs* If you are a n00b, or someone you know is a n00b, I recommend:

1. Take yourself (or the person) to the nearest hospital.

2. Get some sleep

3. Take some medication

4. Cry

5. Take away your (or the person's) computer as soon as you can and then destroy it. Or maybe just disconnect the internet.

6. Flee

Alright, enough with the checklists. @.@ Phew, my hands hurt from all that typing. o.O