Monday, November 17, 2008
Rihanna is a whore and Nick Jonas is a fag. :3
Well, they are.... *couldn't think of a good topic* -__-
Thursday, November 13, 2008
The mystery that is n00bs (and some checklists, too)!
N00bs. They're everywhere on the internet nowdays. Meebo chat rooms, Animal Crossing Forum sites, heck, I bet there's even n00bs on Blogger! I've always wondered what makes a person wake up one day and decide they want to be a n00b. What is even the point of being a n00b? Do you REALLY want to piss someone off? I have no idea. Sometimes I wonder if you can be a n00b and not know it. It may be possible. Maybe every single n00b is a n00b and they don't know it. How can you tell them? Well, it is quite easy...All you have to do is go flat out and say "You're a n00b" to whoever the person is. But what if they aren't even a n00b? What if you're a n00b yourself?! That wouldn't be too good now, would it? Well, if you want to know if you're a n00b, if someone you know is a n00b, or just want to know the signs of n00bishness, I made a checklist. Mostly out of boredom, though. Do n00bs make checklists out of boredom? I sure hope not. Because if they do, I'm doomed.
1. You feel the need to type IN ALL CAPS, inn chtspk, or 1n numb3rs
2. People have called you a n00b many times
3. You totally overuse stupid memes like Rickrolling.
4. You pay no attention to the topic on forum threads/chat rooms/IM rooms/anything of the like and just simply spam.
5. You use n00blike usernames for stuff, such as "ep1cpwn3r" or anything of the like.
6. You replace exclamation marks with ones
7. You've gotten perma/temp banned from a site for spamming.
8. You use a computer and are under the age of 10.
9. When you get in an internet argument with someone you simply fight back with comebacks such as "NO U!1!"
10. When your idea of funny is simply repeating stuff like "I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!1!!!1!1!" over and over again (Yeah, I'm talking about you, Ashley)
11. When you create tons of useless accounts on websites just for the fun of it.
12. You go on Youtube and post comments that have absolutely nothing to do with the video, or if you post on a forum thread with nothing to do with the thread topic, etc (much like number 4)
13. When you refuse to use the correct capitalization, grammer, or puncuation.
14. When you ask someone to "cyber." This makes you more pathetic then a n00b though, but I think it can pretty much make you a n00b too. A pathetic one.
15. When you can't even hold an actual conversation.
16. When all you talk about is one n00bish topic (such as video games or something of the like) and never shut up. (Yeah, Kyle/Aaron, I'm talking to you now)
17. When you type absolutely nothing else but "lol" at everything someone says.
18. When you use annoying and stupid emotes or brightly colored font.
19. You're reading through this list and noticing that you do all of these things.
20. You stalk people on the internet because you're a n00b with no life (or maybe just pathetic. A pathetic noob then, I guess.)
21. You're over 18 years of age and go in to chat rooms trying to cyber with 13 year old girls (I'm talking about all the idiots who stalked my friends on Meebo chat rooms >D)
I guess that's it. *shrugs* If you are a n00b, or someone you know is a n00b, I recommend:
1. Take yourself (or the person) to the nearest hospital.
2. Get some sleep
3. Take some medication
4. Cry
5. Take away your (or the person's) computer as soon as you can and then destroy it. Or maybe just disconnect the internet.
6. Flee
Alright, enough with the checklists. @.@ Phew, my hands hurt from all that typing. o.O
1. You feel the need to type IN ALL CAPS, inn chtspk, or 1n numb3rs
2. People have called you a n00b many times
3. You totally overuse stupid memes like Rickrolling.
4. You pay no attention to the topic on forum threads/chat rooms/IM rooms/anything of the like and just simply spam.
5. You use n00blike usernames for stuff, such as "ep1cpwn3r" or anything of the like.
6. You replace exclamation marks with ones
7. You've gotten perma/temp banned from a site for spamming.
8. You use a computer and are under the age of 10.
9. When you get in an internet argument with someone you simply fight back with comebacks such as "NO U!1!"
10. When your idea of funny is simply repeating stuff like "I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!1!!!1!1!" over and over again (Yeah, I'm talking about you, Ashley)
11. When you create tons of useless accounts on websites just for the fun of it.
12. You go on Youtube and post comments that have absolutely nothing to do with the video, or if you post on a forum thread with nothing to do with the thread topic, etc (much like number 4)
13. When you refuse to use the correct capitalization, grammer, or puncuation.
14. When you ask someone to "cyber." This makes you more pathetic then a n00b though, but I think it can pretty much make you a n00b too. A pathetic one.
15. When you can't even hold an actual conversation.
16. When all you talk about is one n00bish topic (such as video games or something of the like) and never shut up. (Yeah, Kyle/Aaron, I'm talking to you now)
17. When you type absolutely nothing else but "lol" at everything someone says.
18. When you use annoying and stupid emotes or brightly colored font.
19. You're reading through this list and noticing that you do all of these things.
20. You stalk people on the internet because you're a n00b with no life (or maybe just pathetic. A pathetic noob then, I guess.)
21. You're over 18 years of age and go in to chat rooms trying to cyber with 13 year old girls (I'm talking about all the idiots who stalked my friends on Meebo chat rooms >D)
I guess that's it. *shrugs* If you are a n00b, or someone you know is a n00b, I recommend:
1. Take yourself (or the person) to the nearest hospital.
2. Get some sleep
3. Take some medication
4. Cry
5. Take away your (or the person's) computer as soon as you can and then destroy it. Or maybe just disconnect the internet.
6. Flee
Alright, enough with the checklists. @.@ Phew, my hands hurt from all that typing. o.O
Saturday, November 8, 2008
The Wonderful Things That Happen In Meebo Chat Rooms
Well, today, me and a friend decided to venture into the Meebo chat rooms. If you don't know what those are...I'll explain later. Basically they're just chat rooms full of sick and weird spammers and pedophiles. My friend Jill should know this, as she was stalked by tons of pedos after she ventured in to a Meebo chat room. Many of them asked..disturbing questions. Some of them asked for her picture, her phone number, and other stalkerish things. This has lead to many things, including people getting freaked out, Jill getting dubbed an "Interwebz whore", and "random pedos stalking you on Meebo" to become a meme. This meme has indeed spread. Now my friend Kayla was also stalked by pedos from the Meebo chat rooms. If you want to be infected by this meme yourself (Why in the world would you?! O.O), just head on over to meebo.com, sign in to one of the IM things, click Meebo rooms, then go in to any chat room. You'll probably get infected by the meme soon. I have yet to be infected by it, but I have gotten some random IMs from strangers saying "hi." If you get infected by the meme...I don't know what you should do. You could run away screaming, close Meebo, turn off the computer, or just give tons of fake info to your stalkers and hope they don't ever actually find out where you live. Or you can do what I would do, and kill them all. Good luck and good night, and BEWARE OF THE MEEBO CHAT ROOMS.
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Obama won.
There goes Democracy, out the window. I really don't know what I'm gonna say except for we're all gonna fucking die. >.>
It's the end of the fucking world, my friends.
The title pretty much says it all. It's the end of the world. Why, you ask? 'Cause it's Election Day. And Obama's gonna win. And then he's gonna kill us all with his little cronies. Face it, it's true. Even I admit it. @.@ Anyways, I don't have much to say except for what I plan to do to prepare for Obama winning, and that you should probably do, too:
1. Pack your bags. Enough has been said.
2. Listen to apocalyptic-ish music, such as Bullet With Butterfly Wings by Smashing Pumpkins, or maybe Black Hole Sun by Soundgarden. Maybe some Metallica song. Whatever works.
3. Begin thinking of what country you're going to move to. There is tons of different wonderful places! =D From the freezing as Hell mountains of Canada to the overbright green hills of Switzerland. Or maybe, if you really want to travel, there's always Anarctica.
4. Watch my wonderful friend Zie's videos. This is essential, for EVERYONE needs to watch them both at least once before they die.
Video one:
Video two:
5. Be sure to have many close friends at hand so you can have an apocolypictal freakout! Those are always fun! Very, very, fun!
6. Get lots of sleep the night before. Can't go on through the apocolypse being tired!
And that is all I have time for, since I really need to sleep now. Bye bye, people. o.O
1. Pack your bags. Enough has been said.
2. Listen to apocalyptic-ish music, such as Bullet With Butterfly Wings by Smashing Pumpkins, or maybe Black Hole Sun by Soundgarden. Maybe some Metallica song. Whatever works.
3. Begin thinking of what country you're going to move to. There is tons of different wonderful places! =D From the freezing as Hell mountains of Canada to the overbright green hills of Switzerland. Or maybe, if you really want to travel, there's always Anarctica.
4. Watch my wonderful friend Zie's videos. This is essential, for EVERYONE needs to watch them both at least once before they die.
Video one:
Video two:
5. Be sure to have many close friends at hand so you can have an apocolypictal freakout! Those are always fun! Very, very, fun!
6. Get lots of sleep the night before. Can't go on through the apocolypse being tired!
And that is all I have time for, since I really need to sleep now. Bye bye, people. o.O
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